What did the blanket say to the reassure the frightened bed?
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Don’t worry, I’ve got you covered
What did the bodybuilder say when he opened his tub of protein powder?
Answer:- "No whey!"
What did the depressed math book say to the calculator, notebook, and dictionary?
Answer:- I have way too many problems
What did the fat girl say to the pig?
Answer:- Da-hammm
What did the piece of wood say when he saw the screwdriver and screws approaching?
Answer:- I’m screwed
What did the rain cloud wear under his raincoat?
Answer:- thunderware
What did the right eyebrow say to the left eyebrow?
Answer:- You seem surprised to see me
What did the sushi say to the bee?
Answer:- Wasabi
What did the tiger say after eating Jimmy Kimmel and Ellen De Generes?
Answer:- That tasted funny
What did the tourist say to a vampire?
Answer:- Do you know a good place to get a bite?
What did zero say to eight?
Answer:- Nice belt
What dish consists of tortilla chips smothered in cheese?
Answer:- nachos
What divides by uniting and by dividing?
Answer:- scissors
What do birds say when they fly home?
Answer:- Ah.... Home Tweet Home
What do call a dinosaur without gold?
Answer:- A dinosr.