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What did the rain cloud wear under his raincoat?
Answer:- thunderware
What did the right eyebrow say to the left eyebrow?
Answer:- You seem surprised to see me
What did the sushi say to the bee?
Answer:- Wasabi
What did the tiger say after eating Jimmy Kimmel and Ellen De Generes?
Answer:- That tasted funny
What did the tourist say to a vampire?
Answer:- Do you know a good place to get a bite?
What did zero say to eight?
Answer:- Nice belt
What dish consists of tortilla chips smothered in cheese?
Answer:- nachos
What divides by uniting and by dividing?
Answer:- scissors
What do birds say when they fly home?
Answer:- Ah.... Home Tweet Home
What do call a dinosaur without gold?
Answer:- A dinosr.
What do cheetas, dalmatians and appaloosas have in common?
Answer:- Spots
What do cigarettes and squirrels have in common?
Answer:- They're both perfectly safe until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire.
What do cows tell each other at bedtime?
Answer:- Dairy tales.
What do Delhi, Mexico, Guinea, Castle, Jersey and Foundland have in common?
Answer:- They all have a new version