What did Adam and Eve lack that everyone else has?
Answer:- parents
What did number 2 say to number 1?
Answer:- Are you single?
What did Physics say to History when they are arguing?
Answer:- Don’t change the subject
What did the 3 little pigs do as they were running away from the big bad wolf who tried to destroy their houses?
Answer:- Wee wee
What did the blanket say to the reassure the frightened bed?
Answer:- Don’t worry, I’ve got you covered
What did the bodybuilder say when he opened his tub of protein powder?
Answer:- "No whey!"
What did the depressed math book say to the calculator, notebook, and dictionary?
Answer:- I have way too many problems
What did the fat girl say to the pig?
Answer:- Da-hammm
What did the piece of wood say when he saw the screwdriver and screws approaching?
Answer:- I’m screwed
What did the rain cloud wear under his raincoat?
Answer:- thunderware
What did the right eyebrow say to the left eyebrow?
Answer:- You seem surprised to see me
What did the sushi say to the bee?
Answer:- Wasabi
What did the tiger say after eating Jimmy Kimmel and Ellen De Generes?
Answer:- That tasted funny