What do the piggy bank, the government and children have in common?
SEE ANSWER
It’s easy to give them money, but harder to get it back
What do tigers have that no other animal can have?
Answer:- Baby tigers
What do women and google have in common?
Answer:- They don't let you finish a sentence without making a suggestion.
What do you purposefully put lots of in and on your body, but run away from when you encounter it outside?
Answer:- Rain
What do you receive when you ask a lemon for help?
Answer:- Lemonaid.
What do you say to comfort an English teacher?
Answer:- They're, there, their.
What does a dyslexic agnostic insomniac do on his free time?
Answer:- He stays up at night wondering if there really is a dog.
What does an envelope say when you lick it?
Answer:- Nothing, it just shuts up.
What does an old tan broken down house wear outside?
Answer:- tan coat
What does Mexican food do in the beach?
Answer:- They burri-toes in the sand.
What does someone else have to take before you can get?
Answer:- photograph
What does Warren Buffet love and look forward to the most about Christmas?
Answer:- The stock-ings