What's a cannibals favorite kind of noodle?
Answer:- Rawmen.
What's a place you have left but didn't enter?
Answer:- Mother's womb
What's always coming, but never arrives?
Answer:- tomorrow
What's an insect's favourite sport?
Answer:- cricket
What's behind every strong, beautiful woman?
Answer:- A man asking if she done doing her make-up.
What's funny about 3 helium atoms?
Answer:- He He He
What's higher than the king?
Answer:- crown
What's it called when a chameleon can't change color?
Answer:- Reptile dysfunction.
What's orange and sounds like 'parrot'?
Answer:- A carrot.
What's red and bad for your teeth?
Answer:- brick
What's red and white and goes up and down and up and down?
Answer:- Santa Claus stuck in an elevator.