What's funny about 3 helium atoms?
Answer:- He He He
What's higher than the king?
Answer:- crown
What's it called when a chameleon can't change color?
Answer:- Reptile dysfunction.
What's orange and sounds like 'parrot'?
Answer:- A carrot.
What's red and bad for your teeth?
Answer:- brick
What's red and white and goes up and down and up and down?
Answer:- Santa Claus stuck in an elevator.
What's that 7 letter word with thousands of letters in it?
Answer:- mailbox
What's the red stuff between elephant's toes?
Answer:- slow pygmies
What’s a carpet’s favorite sport?
Answer:- Rugby
What’s brown and sounds like a bell?
Answer:- A dung
What’s fluffy, cute, huggable and goes up and down?
Answer:- A shih-tzu in an elevator
What’s full of holes but still holds water?
Answer:- A sponge.
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
Answer:- A carrot