What's red and white and goes up and down and up and down?
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Santa Claus stuck in an elevator.
What's that 7 letter word with thousands of letters in it?
Answer:- mailbox
What's the red stuff between elephant's toes?
Answer:- slow pygmies
What’s a carpet’s favorite sport?
Answer:- Rugby
What’s brown and sounds like a bell?
Answer:- A dung
What’s fluffy, cute, huggable and goes up and down?
Answer:- A shih-tzu in an elevator
What’s full of holes but still holds water?
Answer:- A sponge.
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
Answer:- A carrot
What’s strong forever, Never broken. Forged from fire, But never smoking. It’s true value, Not a must. Man for man, We kill in lust. What am I?
Answer:- Diamond
When a doctor hits you with a hammer he is testing this
Answer:- reflex
When a girl slips on the ice, why can't her brother help her up?
Answer:- He can't be a brother and assist her (a sister).
When does an British Potato changes its nationality?
Answer:- When it become french fires.
When does an Irish potato change its nationality?
Answer:- When it becomes French fries