Hitch your wagon to a star. What is the contradictory proverb?
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Don't bite off more than you can chew.
Hold the tail, While I fish for you. What am I?
Answer:- A net.
Holding two long poles, five fellows chase a herd of white buffalo into a cave. What is really going on here?
Answer:- They're eating rice with a pair of chopsticks.
How are people like animals?
Answer:- We have bare (bear) feet, frogs in our throats, calves on our legs and bull on our tongue.
How are prisoners like astronauts?
Answer:- Both are interested in outer space
How can you fall without getting hurt?
Answer:- If you fall in LOVE!
How can you insert the numbers 1-9 inclusive each only, into the calculation to arrive at the answer 100?
( - ) + + - - - = 100
Answer:- ( 7 - 5 )² + 96 + 8 - 4 - 3 - 1 = 100
How can you leave a room with two legs and return with six legs?
Answer:- Bring a chair back with you.
How could a cowboy ride into town on Friday, stay two days, and ride out on Friday?
Answer:- His horse is named Friday.
How did hikers come across a patch of poison ivy?
Answer:- The itch hiked.
How did the chimp fix the leaky faucet?
Answer:- With a monkey wrench.
How did the sheriff find the missing barber?
Answer:- He combed the town.
How do bees get to school in the morning?
Answer:- On the school buzz.
How do chickens like to dance?
Answer:- Chick to chick
How do chiropractors swim laps?
Answer:- They do the back stroke.