How do monkeys make toast?
Answer:- They put it under the g'rilla
How do monsters like their eggs?
Answer:- Terri-Fried.
How do pizza pies get delivered?
Answer:- By pie-cycle.
How do snails get their shells so shiny?
Answer:- They use snail polish.
How do spiders communicate?
Answer:- Through the worldwide web.
How do you hold a bat?
Answer:- Upside down by it's feet.
How do you spot a modern spider?
Answer:- She has a Web Site.
How does a river flood?
Answer:- When it gets to big for its bridges.
How does a robot shave?
Answer:- With a laser blade.
How does Moses make his coffee?
Answer:- Hebrews it.
How does NASA throw a party?
Answer:- They planet.
How does the Best Man put his kids to bed?
Answer:- He tux them in.
How does the moon cut his hair?
Answer:- E-clipse it!
How does Yoda shave?
Answer:- With a laser-blade.