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How did hikers come across a patch of poison ivy?
Answer:- The itch hiked.
How did the chimp fix the leaky faucet?
Answer:- With a monkey wrench.
How did the sheriff find the missing barber?
Answer:- He combed the town.
How do bees get to school in the morning?
Answer:- On the school buzz.
How do chickens like to dance?
Answer:- Chick to chick
How do chiropractors swim laps?
Answer:- They do the back stroke.
How do monkeys make toast?
Answer:- They put it under the g'rilla
How do monsters like their eggs?
Answer:- Terri-Fried.
How do pizza pies get delivered?
Answer:- By pie-cycle.
How do snails get their shells so shiny?
Answer:- They use snail polish.
How do spiders communicate?
Answer:- Through the worldwide web.
How do you hold a bat?
Answer:- Upside down by it's feet.
How do you spot a modern spider?
Answer:- She has a Web Site.
How does a river flood?
Answer:- When it gets to big for its bridges.