What is significant about 3661 seconds past midnight on 1st January 2001?
SEE ANSWER
The time and date will be 01:01:01 on 01/01/01.
What is small, purple, and dangerous?
Answer:- A grape with a six-shooter.
What is the monkey's favorite month?
Answer:- Ape-bril.
What is the sharpest thing in the world?
Answer:- A fart, it can go through your clothes without making a hole!
What islands should have good singers?
Answer:- The Canary islands.
What kills you inside the more you keep it and sets you free the moment you release it?
Answer:- Guilt.
What kin is that child to it's father who is not it's father's own son?
Answer:- His daughter.
What kind of bunny can't hop?
Answer:- A chocolate bunny!
What kind of car does a pharaoh drive?
Answer:- A new bus.
What kind of cheese is made backwards?
Answer:- EDAM cheese. ( 'made' backwards is edam )
What kind of ears does an engine have?
Answer:- Engineers.
What kind of jewelry does the Easter bunny wear?
Answer:- 14-carrot gold!
What kind of key do you use on Thanksgiving?
Answer:- A Turkey.
What kind of make up is a ghost's favorite to wear?
Answer:- Mas-scare-a.