What is the sharpest thing in the world?
SEE ANSWER
A fart, it can go through your clothes without making a hole!
What islands should have good singers?
Answer:- The Canary islands.
What kills you inside the more you keep it and sets you free the moment you release it?
Answer:- Guilt.
What kin is that child to it's father who is not it's father's own son?
Answer:- His daughter.
What kind of bunny can't hop?
Answer:- A chocolate bunny!
What kind of car does a pharaoh drive?
Answer:- A new bus.
What kind of cheese is made backwards?
Answer:- EDAM cheese. ( 'made' backwards is edam )
What kind of ears does an engine have?
Answer:- Engineers.
What kind of jewelry does the Easter bunny wear?
Answer:- 14-carrot gold!
What kind of key do you use on Thanksgiving?
Answer:- A Turkey.
What kind of make up is a ghost's favorite to wear?
Answer:- Mas-scare-a.
What kind of sandwich sinks to the bottom of the tub?
Answer:- A submarine sandwich!
What lies at the bottom of the sea and shivers?
Answer:- A nervous wreck.
What lives as long as it eats but dies when it drinks?
Answer:- Fire.
What makes a pair of shoes?
Answer:- Two shoes.