Joke: Why did the biologists fall in love?
Answer: They wanted to grow mold together.
Joke: Why did the blind man stab himself?
Answer: He couldn't see the point anymore!
Joke: Why did the blonde put lipstick on her forehead?
Answer: She was trying to make up her mind.
Joke: Why did the blonde tiptoe past the medicine cabinet?
Answer: She didn't want to wake the sleeping pills.
Joke: Why did the bowling pins stop working?
Answer: Because they went on strike!
Joke: why did the boy have his girlfriend put in jail?
Answer: She stole his heart!
Joke: Why did the boy put sugar on his pillow?
Answer: So he could get sweet dreams.
Joke: Why did the boy spray the girl with the fire extinguisher?
Answer: Because she was too hot!
Joke: Why did the boy throw butter out his window?
Answer: He wanted to see a butterfly.
Joke: Why did the cactus cross the road?
Answer: It was stuck on the chicken's back.
Joke: Why did the cat go to Minnesota ?
Answer: TO GET A MINI SODA !!!
Joke: Why did the chef stink?
Answer: Because he cut the cheese!
Joke: Why did the chemist carry solid helium everywhere he went?
Answer: He's about as cool as they come.
Joke: Why did the chemist hit the other chemist with a periodic table before their camping trip?
Answer: To see if he could withstand the elements.