Joke: Why did the boy put sugar on his pillow?
Answer: So he could get sweet dreams.
Joke: Why did the boy spray the girl with the fire extinguisher?
Answer: Because she was too hot!
Joke: Why did the boy throw butter out his window?
Answer: He wanted to see a butterfly.
Joke: Why did the cactus cross the road?
Answer: It was stuck on the chicken's back.
Joke: Why did the cat go to Minnesota ?
Answer: TO GET A MINI SODA !!!
Joke: Why did the chef stink?
Answer: Because he cut the cheese!
Joke: Why did the chemist carry solid helium everywhere he went?
Answer: He's about as cool as they come.
Joke: Why did the chemist hit the other chemist with a periodic table before their camping trip?
Answer: To see if he could withstand the elements.
Joke: Why did the chicken cross the Mobius strip?
Answer: To get to the same side!
Joke: Why did the chicken cross the playground?
Answer: To get to the other slide.
Joke: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Answer: The answer is trivial and is left as an exercise for the reader.
Joke: Why did the chicken eject the cassette tape?
Answer: To get to the other side.
Joke: Why did the clock break?
Answer: Because it was ticked.