Joke: Why did the mathematician want the 20011 square foot house?
Answer: It was prime real estate (20011 is prime).
Joke: Why did the melon jump into the lake?
Answer: It wanted to be a watermelon.
Joke: Why did the nurse bring a red pen to work?
Answer: To draw blood.
Joke: Why did the old woman tie skates on the rocking chair?
Answer: Because she wanted to rock and roll.
Joke: Why did the one handed woman cross the road?
Answer: To get to the second hand shop!
Joke: Why did the opera singer go sailing?
Answer: Because she wanted to hit the high C’s.
Joke: Why did the orange stop in the middle of the road?
Answer: Because he ran out of juice!
Joke: Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?
Answer: Because there was no atmosphere.
Joke: Why did the picture go to jail?
Answer: Because it was framed!
Joke: Why did the pig go into the kitchen?
Answer: It felt like bacon.
Joke: Why did the pop can crusher retire?
Answer: It was soda pressing!
Joke: Why did the rhinocerous cross the road?
Answer: I don't know. I don't speak rhino.
Joke: Why did the robber take a bath?
Answer: Because he wanted to make a clean getaway!