Joke: Why is Yoda afraid of 7?
Answer: Because 6 7 8.
Joke: Why is your nose in the middle of your face?
Answer: Because it is the scenter!
Joke: Why should children never watch an orchestra?
Answer: Way too much sax and violins.
Joke: Why should you always pay your exorcist?
Answer: You don't want to get repossessed.
Joke: Why should you never marry a tennis player?
Answer: Love means nothing to them!
Joke: Why shouldn't you tell an egg a joke?
Answer: It might crack up!
Joke: Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil?
Answer: Because it's pointless!
Joke: Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Answer: Because 7 ate 9.
Joke: Why was everybody extremely surprised when Sally failed her driving test?
Answer: She had Tweeted five times how great it was going.
Joke: Why was it strange that the man was dating a vegetarian online?
Answer: He never met herbivore.
Joke: Why was six scared of seven?
Answer: Because seven eight nine!
Joke: Why was the actor detained by airport officials?
Answer: He planned on shooting a pilot.
Joke: Why was the ant so confused?
Answer: Because all his uncles were "ants"!
Joke: Why was the archaeologist so sad?
Answer: His career was in ruins.