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Joke: Yo mama so fat that she is sacred in India.
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Joke: Yo mama so fat that when she played Five Night's at Freddy's, Freddy couldn't stuff her in the suit!
Joke: Yo Mama so fat that when she went on the scale Buzz Lightyear popped out of it and yelled, "Infinity and Beyond!"
Joke: Yo mama so fat, her blood type is Ragu!
Joke: Yo mama so fat, her eating schedule consists of: Breakfast, lunch, dinner, snack time, in betweens and out for lunch... again.
Joke: Yo mama so fat, I had to hire a security guard for my pantry.
Joke: Yo mama so fat, Sam's Club was forced to stop selling things in bulk.
Joke: Yo mama so fat, she's the same height lying down!
Joke: Yo mama so fat, taco bell actually installed a bell to warn people when she's coming.
Joke: Yo mama so fat, when Jesus told peter to come to him on the water, he had to add"only peter."
Joke: Yo mama so fat, when people tell her to take one she says"this is a movie film, so take 5."
Joke: Yo mama so fat, when she fell down it was hilarious. I wasn't laughing, but the floor was cracking up!
Joke: Yo mama so fat, when she goes camping, bears hide their food.
Joke: Yo mama so fat, when she stepped on a scale it said I want your weight not your phone number.
Joke: Yo mama so fat, when she walked into the clothing store, GAP, the manager said,"Oh nice, you must be our mascot."
