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Joke: Yo mama's so stupid, she wanted to cancel a hockey game due to ice on the field.
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Joke: Yo mama's so stupid, the computer told her to "Press any key" and she searched for the 'any' key for hours before giving up.
Joke: Yo mama's so stupid, when I told her she was a booty call, she said "Butts can't talk!"
Joke: Yo mama's so stupid, when she heard that 90 percent of crimes happen near your home, she moved.
Joke: Yo mama's so stupid, when she put a quarter in the parking meter she waited for a gumball to drop out!
Joke: Yo mama's so stupid, when she saw a sign that said "Airport Left", she turned around and went home.
Joke: Yo mama's so stupid, when she speaks her mind she's speechless.
Joke: Yo mama's so stupid, when somebody broke in and stole the TV she ran outside and yelled to them, "Hey! You forgot the remote!"
Joke: Yo mama's so stupid, when somebody ordered a small fry from her she started ripping them in half.
Joke: Yo mama's so stupid, when the judge said, "Order order!" She replied, "Damn, chill. I'll just take a coke and some fried."
Joke: Yo mama's so ugly, every time she gets the mail animal control gets called.
Joke: Yo mama's so ugly, every time she looks out the window she gets arrested for mooning!
Joke: Yo mama's so ugly, her portraits hang themselves.
Joke: Yo mama's so ugly, if she was a scarecrow the corn would run away!
Joke: Yo mama's so ugly, last time I saw something as ugly as her, I pinned a tail on it!
