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Joke: Yo mama's so ugly, every time she gets the mail animal control gets called.
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Joke: Yo mama's so ugly, every time she looks out the window she gets arrested for mooning!
Joke: Yo mama's so ugly, her portraits hang themselves.
Joke: Yo mama's so ugly, if she was a scarecrow the corn would run away!
Joke: Yo mama's so ugly, last time I saw something as ugly as her, I pinned a tail on it!
Joke: Yo mama's so ugly, monsters go as her for Halloween!
Joke: Yo mama's so ugly, not even a calender would give her a date.
Joke: Yo mama's so ugly, not even blind people can look at her.
Joke: Yo mama's so ugly, she could make a train take a dirt road.
Joke: Yo mama's so ugly, she gives Freddy Kruger nightmares!
Joke: Yo mama's so ugly, she made One Direction scatter.
Joke: Yo mama's so ugly, she scared the crap out of the toilet.
Joke: Yo mama's so ugly, she turned Medusa into stone.
Joke: Yo mama's so ugly, she went to take a bath and the water jumped out!
Joke: Yo mama's so ugly, the Kool-Aid guy broke through her wall and yelled "Oh no!"
