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How does a squid go into battle? Well-Armed
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How does cereal pay its bills? With Chex.
How does the moon cut his hair? Eclipse it.
How many clickbait articles does it take to change a lightbulb? The answer will shock you!
How was Rome split in two? With a pair of Ceasars.
How you fix a broken pumpkin? With a pumpkin patch.
I accidentally rubbed ketchup in my eyes. I now have Heinzsight.
I always knock on the fridge door before opening it, just in case there's a salad dressing.
I asked 10 people what LGTBQ standed for… Couldn’t get a straight answer!
I asked my date to meet me at the gym but she never showed up. I guess the two of us aren't going to work out.
I asked my wife if I was the only one she slept with. She said yes—the others were 7’s and 8’s.
I asked the IT guy, "How do you make a Motherboard?" He said, "I tell her about my job."
I asked the librarian if books about paranoia were available.She looked up and whispered, “They’re right behind you”.
I bought Spotify premium for an uninterrupted music experience. But I still hear my wife’s bickering between songs.
I built a model of Mount Everest and my son asked if it was to scale. "No," I said. "It's to look at."
