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This year’s Fibonacci convention is going to be really special. Apparently it’s as big as the last two put together.
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To the person who stole my place in the queue. I’m after you now.
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you. You have my Word.
Today I decided to go visit my childhood home. I asked the residents if I could come inside because I was feeling nostalgic, but they refused and slammed the door on my face. My parents are the worst.
Today I’m attaching a light to the ceiling, but I’m afraid I’ll probably screw it up.
Two aerials get married. The ceremony was rubbish – but the reception was brilliant.
Two guys walked into a bar. The third guy ducked.
Vin Diesel eats two meals a day. Breakfast and breakfurious.
Wanna hear a joke about paper? Never mind. It's tearable.
Want to hear a pizza joke? Nahhh, it’s too cheesy!
Went to the corner shop – bought four corners
What brand of underwear do scientists wear? Kelvin Klein.
What crime do blacksmiths most commonly get charged with? Forgery.
What did one hat say to the other? Stay here! I’m going on ahead.
What did one monocle say to the other monocle? Let's get together and make a spectacle of ourselves.
