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What’s an arsonist favorite holiday? The 4th of July. Because fire works.
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What’s an astronaut’s favorite part of the computer? The Space Bar.
What’s Forrest Gump’s password? 1forrest1
What’s Forrest Gump’s password? 1forrest1.
What’s green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.
What’s the best thing about living in Switzerland? I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus.
What’s the difference between a dad joke and a bad joke? The direction the first letter faces.
What’s the difference between a poorly dressed man on a unicycle and a well-dressed man on a bicycle? Attire.
What’s the least spoken language in the world? Sign language.
What’s the opposite of artificial intelligence? Natural stupidity
What’s Whitney Houston’s favourite type of coordination? “Hand eeeeeyeeeee……”
What’s worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an apple and finding half a worm.
When do computers overheat? When they need to vent.
When does a joke become a dad joke? When it becomes apparent.
When I die, I want to be cremated. It’s my last chance to have a smokin’ hot body.
