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Why did Hitler wear eye glasses? Because without them he could Nazi.
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Why did Karen press Ctrl+Shift+Delete? Because she wanted to see the task manager.
Why did Novak Djokovic pay for his flight to Australia with a Mastercard? Because his Visa didn’t work.
Why did the bullet end up losing his job? He got fired.
Why did the can crusher quit his job? Because it was soda pressing.
Why did the football coach go to the bank? To get his quarter back.
Why did the ghost go to rehab? He was addicted to boos.
Why did the Invisible Man turn down a job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it.
Why did the spoon come to the party dressed as a knife? The invitation said to look sharp.
Why didn't the vampire attack Taylor Swift? She had bad blood.
Why didn’t the astronaut come home to his wife? He needed his space.
Why didn’t the melons get married? Because they cantaloupe.
Why do astronauts use linux? because you can’t open windows in space.
Why do old plumbers only clean sewer lines during the day?It’s because they can’t see sh!t at night.
Why do plants hate math? It gives them square roots…
