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Why do pregnant cows have so much energy?They’re heavily calfinated
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Why do standup comedians perform poorly in Hawaii? Because the audience only responds in a low ha.
Why do we tell actors to break a leg? Because every play has a cast.
Why does Sherlock Holmes love Mexican restaurants? They give him good case ideas.
Why does Waldo wear a striped shirt? Because he doesn’t want to be spotted.
Why does Waldo wear stripes? He doesn’t want to be spotted.
Why doesn’t Dracula have any friends? Well, honestly, he’s a real pain in the neck.
Why don’t pirates take a bath before they walk the plank? They just wash up on shore.
Why don’t restaurants serve noodles after 10:00 PM? It’s pasta bedtime.
Why don’t they play poker in the jungle? Too many Cheetahs
Why don’t you buy things with Velcro? It’s a rip-off.
Why haven’t aliens visited our Solar System yet? They looked at the reviews… only 1 star!
Why is it a bad idea to eat a clock? Because it's so time-consuming.
Why is it a bad idea to iron a four leaf clover? Because you shouldn’t press your luck!
Why is it so cheap to throw a party at a haunted house? Because the ghosts bring all the boos.
