If 4+2=26, 8+1=79 and 6+5=111. Then, what is 7+3?
Answer:- 410.4+2=26 is because 4-2=2 and 4+2=6,so it is 26. Therefore, 7-3=4 and 7+3=10(410).
In a stable there are men and horses. In all, there are 22 heads and 72 feet. How many men and how many horses are in the stable?
Answer:- 14 horses and 8 men. 14x4 plus 8x2 = 72 feet.
What do mathematics teachers like to eat?
Answer:- Pi.
Something very extraordinary happened on the 6th of May, 1978 at 12:34 a.m. What was it?
Answer:- 12:34, 5/6/78.
What happened to the plant in the math classroom?
Answer:- It grew square roots, of course.
What is the most useful instrument in a mathematics teacher's tool kit?
Answer:- Multi-pilers!
What do you call two math friends?
Answer:- Algebros
When you need me, you throw me away. But when you're done with me, you bring me back. What am I?
Answer:- An anchor.
What is the one thing everyone can agree is between heaven and earth?
Answer:- The word “and”
An electric train is headed east. Where does the smoke go?
Answer:- Electric trains don't produce any smoke
Grandpa went out for a walk and it started to rain. He didn’t bring an umbrella or a hat. His clothes got soaked, but not a hair on his head was wet. How is this possible?
Answer:- Grandpa's bald!