What is an executioners favorite hobby?
Answer:- Hang gliding.
What is bigger than a grey elephant yet weighs nothing.
What is it?
Answer:- The elephants shadow.
What is bought by the yard and worn by the foot?
Answer:- Carpet.
What is firm but soft, shows emotion, but doesn't exist to the ones that hurt you?
Answer:- Your feelings.
What is Greater than God, worse than evil, the poor have it, the rich require it and if you eat it you die?
Answer:- Nothing. Nothing is better than God. Nothing is worse than evil. The poor have nothing. The rich don't have anything they have everything. If you eat nothing you die.
What is in you and is said to be broken without being touched, held or seen?
Answer:- Your Heart.
What is Medusa's favorite cheese?
Answer:- Gorgonzola.
What is often returned but never borrowed?
Answer:- Thanks.
What is rarer and more valuable than gold, but easier to lose?
Answer:- Love/ Friendship.
What is significant about 3661 seconds past midnight on 1st January 2001?
Answer:- The time and date will be 01:01:01 on 01/01/01.
What is small, purple, and dangerous?
Answer:- A grape with a six-shooter.
What is the monkey's favorite month?
Answer:- Ape-bril.
What is the sharpest thing in the world?
Answer:- A fart, it can go through your clothes without making a hole!