What is Greater than God, worse than evil, the poor have it, the rich require it and if you eat it you die?
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Nothing. Nothing is better than God. Nothing is worse than evil. The poor have nothing. The rich don't have anything they have everything. If you eat nothing you die.
What is in you and is said to be broken without being touched, held or seen?
Answer:- Your Heart.
What is Medusa's favorite cheese?
Answer:- Gorgonzola.
What is often returned but never borrowed?
Answer:- Thanks.
What is rarer and more valuable than gold, but easier to lose?
Answer:- Love/ Friendship.
What is significant about 3661 seconds past midnight on 1st January 2001?
Answer:- The time and date will be 01:01:01 on 01/01/01.
What is small, purple, and dangerous?
Answer:- A grape with a six-shooter.
What is the monkey's favorite month?
Answer:- Ape-bril.
What is the sharpest thing in the world?
Answer:- A fart, it can go through your clothes without making a hole!
What islands should have good singers?
Answer:- The Canary islands.
What kills you inside the more you keep it and sets you free the moment you release it?
Answer:- Guilt.
What kin is that child to it's father who is not it's father's own son?
Answer:- His daughter.
What kind of bunny can't hop?
Answer:- A chocolate bunny!
What kind of car does a pharaoh drive?
Answer:- A new bus.