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How do you make the number one disappear? You add “g” and it’s GONE
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How do you tell the difference between an alligator and a crocodile? You will see one later and one in a while.
How does a non-binary samurai kill people? They/them
How does a non-binary samurai kill people? They/Them.
How does a squid go into battle? Well-Armed
How does cereal pay its bills? With Chex.
How does the moon cut his hair? Eclipse it.
How many clickbait articles does it take to change a lightbulb? The answer will shock you!
How was Rome split in two? With a pair of Ceasars.
How you fix a broken pumpkin? With a pumpkin patch.
I accidentally rubbed ketchup in my eyes. I now have Heinzsight.
I always knock on the fridge door before opening it, just in case there's a salad dressing.
I asked 10 people what LGTBQ standed for… Couldn’t get a straight answer!
I asked my date to meet me at the gym but she never showed up. I guess the two of us aren't going to work out.
I asked my wife if I was the only one she slept with. She said yes—the others were 7’s and 8’s.
