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Why can’t you send a duck to space? Because the bill would be astronomical.
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Why can’t your ear be 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot.
Why couldn’t the toilet paper cross the road? It got stuck in a crack.
Why did Eminem prefer the Johnson & Johnson vaccine? You only get one shot.
Why did Hitler wear eye glasses? Because without them he could Nazi.
Why did Karen press Ctrl+Shift+Delete? Because she wanted to see the task manager.
Why did Novak Djokovic pay for his flight to Australia with a Mastercard? Because his Visa didn’t work.
Why did the bullet end up losing his job? He got fired.
Why did the can crusher quit his job? Because it was soda pressing.
Why did the football coach go to the bank? To get his quarter back.
Why did the ghost go to rehab? He was addicted to boos.
Why did the Invisible Man turn down a job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it.
Why did the spoon come to the party dressed as a knife? The invitation said to look sharp.
Why didn't the vampire attack Taylor Swift? She had bad blood.
Why didn’t the astronaut come home to his wife? He needed his space.
